wicca-saryuu:

Kiru

incestuouslesbianponies:

you-like-rping-so-i:

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

SEA PANCAKE

(Source: anaxajannyvargas)

anderfuck:

when you clean your glasses it’s like switching from 240p to 720p 

saruhickey:

音無

ohcorny:

tortle:

catbuttcat:

heysawbones:

A Proud Moment.

I don’t have a degree in eating blocks of cream cheese, which sucks because I’m sure it would add a lot of value to my CV. (Instead, I have “lying, poorly”. Does that count?). 

I did eat a block of cream cheese once, though. I remember it fondly, because it was one of the proudest moments of my life. This probably says a lot about me, though god only knows what.

I used to be part of a youth group, which is to say, yes, I was part of a church once. I was the “youth leader”, which is the church’s way of saying, “you are the only person in the youth group who doesn’t roll your eyes at us, when we talk to you.” What they did not know is that - aside from not actually being terribly religious - I had made the youth minister my sworn enemy.

He was a weird guy. Very young; not too bright, frankly. Had a goatee, because the law requires all youth ministers to have goatees. It’s true. Look it up. He told us that Mormons owned Pepsi-Cola, and that The Gay Agenda created yaoi to recruit young men, the latter of which “fact” was really, really funny. A lot of the things he did were not so funny. Once, we went to a nursing home, where he decided to jump up and down in the elevator. He knew, of course, that I had an elevator phobia. I asked him to stop. He began sing-screaming, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN as he jumped. A chaperone asked him to stop, couldn’t he see I was afraid? I backed into the corner and crouched there, clinging to the railing. That was the day he became more than just a moron. That was the day I decided I would make his youth-group life a hell.

Most of the time, all I had to do was ask real questions about the Bible, and then ask him questions about his answers, and so on and so forth until he ran out of excuses, or said something deeply embarrassing. One day, he was trying to explain why it was still totally okay for parents to stone their kids to death for disobeying. He was flustered; inarticulate. I pulled a room-temperature block of Philadelphia cream cheese. He watched me unwrap it as he rambled on. I took a bite. I locked eyes. I did not look away. I ate in silence. There was confusion written all over his features. His sentences tumbled apart into further incoherence, and faded away. He was afraid. 

I cherish that moment. 

Why am I laughing so hard??

I had to read this out loud
I can’t breathe

found it

shotasprite:

rainbowrunt:

homuracide:

in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED

i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS

did you put water in the bowl

(Source: nintendoki)

crispychocolate:

viria:

so, I figured I should do all the pocket trolls. But it seems to me drawing all of them will take QUITE a while, so I thought I can actually upload them by one or few and just reblog things when there’s something new:)

I’ve got Tavros started, too, but I need more time..

also whoops I karezi’d a little :P my otp is showing, haha:D

SCREAMS.

KARKAT.

sheeranal:

THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT

elanorpam:

the-ally-cat:

Okay. So. 

The Ψiioniic. The Ψ is pronounced psi, as you already know, making it Psionic, reader of minds. 

HOWEVER: 

If we’re corresponding to traditional runes, Celtic, the Ψ symbol isn’t pronounced. psi. 

It’s pronounced th. 

Thionic. 

Hussie, I love you. 

HUSSIE

mrasayf:

I needed to do this.

icelandshookerboots:

im trying to summon a 3ds

(Source: kawaiigundam)

johnvriska:

if i go to college and my life doesnt turn out like a coffee shop au im gonna be mad

uncultic:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

bombshellbarnaby:

la-vie-boheme-for-me:

fangirling-and-tea:

Okay time for a rant. This post is really pissing me off and here’s why. 

1. No where in the Bible does it say God “hates fags” the entire message of the Bible is love. That’s the core message and anyone who says otherwise hasn’t read it. 

2, “worship us hardcore or you go to hell” is just bullshit. All you need for eternal love is to accept Jesus as your saviour  you don’t need to go to church or do any rituals if you don’t want to but you sure as hell can if that’s your thing. 

3. “you better love everyone around you and God a lot,” the message of the Bible is love as I said early, so you’re expected to try to live your life in love. (could you imagine the amount of problems this would solve if everyone lived like that?!) but God knows you’re not perfect, He knows you can’t but He just wants you to try. 

4. Respecting people is a good thing. Again it’s the same principle as number three. 

Satanism is dark shit. All this light fluffy stuff you see floating around tumblr is the gateway stuff. It’s to draw you in. My mom has a friend that was raised within a Satanist group. She was raped on an alter as a sacrifice by a priest in front of the entire church several times; her and several other children. She was bled for Satanic blood rituals as a child. Her childhood was stolen from her and she was traumatized. She was lucky to escape.

Don’t get me wrong guys, I love Supernatural. I just know what’s fictional and whats not. I can love God and thoroughly enjoy the show too. 

So just please, please stop with this post and others like it, because it makes me sick to my stomach every time I see them. both religions are being horribly misrepresented. 

Thank you

HOT DAMN THANK YOU 

Shit like this really pisses me off. Don’t just scroll past it, read it if you still think Satanism is all hearts and Lucifer and rainbows. 

Stop. Shaming. My. Religion. 

destielisjohnlocked:

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

I don’t think men understand how we feel. Most of them don’t even care. I’m buying a taser and pepper spray to take to uni in my purse because I’m terrified of what could happen to me. It’s disgusting, feeling terrified because you could be raped any second, tortured, for being a woman and it doesn’t matter how much you suffer, you’re not going to be someone who was raped and is going through a hard time. If it were just that but no. You’re going to be a severely traumatized person who on top of it all will be blamed for the rape. Flirty. Drunk. Short skirt/dress. Asleep. Slut. Whore. Bitch. It’s terrifying and disgusting.